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A golden first place trophy with the word Best and colorful stars shooting out of it, symbolizing winning a competition or being declared to be top of your field, sport or classReturning to the Central Coast after an Easter-week jaunt to the desert, I was excited to pick up a copy of Monterey County Weekly outside my neighborhood dispensary. At last there would be some recognition for this blog, the Monterey Bay Partisan, which the paper undoubtedly had honored as the region’s best.

My holiday spirit of renewal and revival was crushed in an instant, however, when I discovered that those sneaky folks at the Monterey Bay Aquarium apparently had stuffed the ballot box better than I had. Before the Weekly’s “Best of Everything in the Universe” contest, I had no idea the aquarium put out a blog but of course it does and of course it is everything that an aquarium blog should be.

In the interest of efficiency, I let Charlie the Truth and Justice Dog lick my wounds while I pondered my next move. Then, amid the weeds and wildflowers of spring, it hit me. Who are they at the Weekly to think only they can decide what’s the best? (They would maintain, of course, that they do not pick the winners, that their readers do. To that, I have no ready response but I am hoping something will occur to me before I attach the final period to this post.)

So here it goes, the Partisan’s first and likely only “Best of Most Everything the Partisan Cares About Awards,” better known as the BMEPCAAies. (There will be some semblance of democracy because readers will be invited to post comments letting me know their own favorites and reminding me of my lack of discernment.)

BEST THAI FOOD DISH: The Kao Tung at Baan Thai in Seaside. It’s this chicken curry thing that you spoon over rice crackers.

BEST ELECTED OFFICIAL: Libby Downey of the Monterey City Council. I don’t agree with every vote she makes but she’s usually on the right track and she puts so much attention and energy into every issue that she makes most elected officials look like Fernando Armenta, whose back seat must be a repository of unread agenda packets.

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Libby Downey

BEST HOSPITAL: CHOMP and I’m not just saying that because my wife works there.

BEST TORTILLAS: Rosa’s La Villa Taqueria in Seaside. Fresh and soft and best wrapped around just about anything.

BEST DOCTOR: My doctor but I’m not going to name him because I don’t want him to get too busy to see me.

BEST CITY COUNCIL IN EITHER SEASIDE OR MARINA: Marina.

BEST THRIFT STORE: Tie. Last Chance Mercantile at the dump offers up all sorts of unexpected treasures, especially outside, and the prices are right. St. Vincent De Paul on Fremont in Seaside keeps the stock fresh, likely by taking the unsold stuff to Last Chance.

BEST MOVIE THEATER: Maya in Salinas, especially for artsy movies because you might have the whole theater to yourself. Now I hear they have updated the sound system so it probably compares favorably to the new screens in Marina.

BEST GOLF COURSE: Beats the hell out of me.

BEST BUDGET GOLF COURSE: Nine holes after 2 p.m. at Salinas Fairways is a budget-balancing $11 without a cart, and they keep the fairways hard enough to give my drives some semblance of distance. It works especially well for me because my usual playing partner is Larry Parsons, whose running commentary on golf and life keeps me humble.

BEST REPORTER: The Herald’s Claudia Melendez Salinas. She has been criticized by some as overly supportive of Latino causes, which is nonsense. She brings a Latina perspective to her work and that’s a good thing. She also brings tremendous passion to the job, something that is exceedingly difficult to maintain in these dark days of daily journalism.

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Claudia Melendez Salinas

BEST NEWSPAPER: The Weekly. They are not as good as they think they are, but they are  becoming indispensable.

BEST CARMEL NEWSPAPER: The Carmel Residents Association newsletter.

THE BEST LAWYER: If I ever get busted, my family has instructions to hire Paul Meltzer of Santa Cruz. No matter what they did, his clients never go to trial much less jail. On the civil side, especially in the non-profit realm, Virginia Howard is a very good choice. If you or someone you love has been in an accident, I can tell you which firm to avoid.

BEST BURRITO: Darn it, I can’t remember the name of the place but it’s on Market Street in Salinas, west of the Amtrak station, and it’s like this little grocery store with a deli counter. You can’t miss it.

BEST TEACHER, MIDDLE SCHOOL: Derek Yonekura, San Benancio Middle School. He brings science to life. He also brings eighth-graders to life.

BEST TEACHER, HIGH SCHOOL: OK, the field is limited to the teachers my daughter had, but I’d put this guy up among the best anywhere. Phil Moore, history, Salinas High School. First off, he avoids most things digital. Second, he teaches in a way that makes it stick and, third, he does a remarkable job of teaching writing skills even while teaching history. He gets extra points in my grade book as well for his years of work with the teachers union.

BEST ACTIVIST: Crowded field this one but George Riley comes out on top. George has toiled tirelessly on water issues for years and years now and he knows as much as anyone, including the brain trust at Cal Am. It is something of a mystery why all the local news outlets don’t call him for comment when news breaks in the local water world.

BEST COACH: Gary Figueroa, CSUMB women’s water polo. In his current post, Figueroa is unlikely to win a championship. The Central Coast is a water polo backwater compared to Southern California and the Bay Area. But this former Olympian improves everyone he coaches, both as an athlete and as a person. I played a little masters polo under Gary just so I could tell my old water polo friends that I had played with him. They figured I was probably lying.

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Gary Figueroa

BEST WATER POLO OFFICIAL: Gary Figueroa.

NICEST FELLOW ON LOCAL TV NEWS: Felix Cortez.

BEST REAL ESTATE SALESPERSON: Steve Hunt, Sotheby’s. No one will work harder to make the sale or the purchase.

BEST PLACE FOR FISH: Massaro & Santos on at the Coast Guard Pier (first right after going through the tunnel southbound.) Upstairs. Order anything and enjoy the view.

BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT: There are a bunch of really good Italian restaurants, especially in Carmel and Pacific Grove, but if you want really good at prices you can afford, try Frutti del Mar on Reservation in Marina. It’s run by a Salvadoran family that worked in all the pricier places hereabouts and learned all the secrets.

BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER AT THE MONTEREY SPORTS CENTER, TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS: Jon Ordonio.

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Jon Ordonio

BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER OVER 70 AT THE MONTEREY SPORTS CENTER: Billy Thompson.

BEST POLITICAL CANDIDATE: Tie, Jane Parker and Mary Adams. Parker is the District 4 supervisor and is being challenged by Dennis Donohue of Salinas, who is essentially the carpetbagger in this race. Adams is challenging Supervisor Dave Potter in District 5 and she’s a class act in every respect.

BEST ENDORSEMENT: To the surprise of most everyone, former Supervisor Lou Calcagno has endorsed Parker but there has been almost no publicity about it. I called Lou twice to ask him to talk about it  but he hasn’t called back. I’d love to hear from you, Lou. It’s 484-5068

OK, that’s all for now. I tried to come up with others. I wanted to find a category Cal Am could win but I was stumped. Maybe I could have named it the Best Reason to Have Your Own Well. I thought about picking on GOP activist and troublemaker Paul Bruno again, maybe by naming him as the Best Reason to Be a Democrat, but I decided to give him a break. People have been picking on him all his life. The local Democrats just issued a dual endorsement for District 4 supervisor, picking both Potter and his challenger, Adams. Maybe I will make that the Best Reason to Keep Local Politics Non-partisan.

I could go on and on. I do that sometimes. But let’s turn it over to you, the Best Readers of Any Blog in Monterey County. What say you about my picks? And what categories and honorees would you add? Just click on the comment button below and have at it.

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1782068_751687911586152_8569243377802927373_n 2In the new world of rapid-fire, damn-the-facts journalism, Jeffrey Hunter Phillips got a scoop of sorts this week. He got it wrong but he was close, and that’s what matters in the new world of journalism.

Phillips, one of new Sheriff Steve Bernal’s more shadowy supporters, is best known for his You Tube videos that tend to relate to crime and punishment, though it isn’t always entirely clear. (For the entire series, entertaining if slightly ominous, go to You Tube and search for TheKeffeeKlatsch.com.)

His scooplet consisted of messages to various news outlets this week informing them that former Sheriff Scott Miller had filed a worker compensation claim for stress. Miller confirms he did indeed file a comp claim before leaving office but for repetitive strain injury, also known as carpal tunnel syndrome. He says it may require surgery.

“I have never filed a job-related stress claim nor do I have any plans to do so,” Miller said. “The only injury-related claim I have filed in the past twenty years is related to a right wrist and shoulder injury apparently related to a repetitive motion injury that may require treatment.

“Information related to worker compensation claims becomes public record at some point in the process, however I don’t believe this information is publicly available yet. Regardless, any assertion that I have filed a stress-related claim is unfounded and slanderous.”

Stress or carpal tunnel? In the new world of journalism, details don’t much matter.Still, it is newsworthy, at least to some degree, which is why this is being written. Miller’s predecessor, Mike Kanalakis, filed a worker compensation claim shortly after being defeated by Miller, and it received a fair amount of news coverage. At the time, Kanalakis said he always encouraged his staff to file any legitimate claims. Kanalakis’ predecessor, Gordon Sonne, filed several. It is common practice within law enforcement, and it probably should not be, or at least it should not be significantly easier for law enforcement types to obtain worker comp benefits than it is for regular folks to obtain the same benefits.

Jeffrey Hunter Phillips, who sometimes uses other names, suggested it was only fair to publicize Miller’s claim because Kanalakis’ claim had been publicized. He mistakenly added that Miller had illegally alerted the media to the Kanalakis claim four years ago. It actually was a public record, but, again, details, schmetails.

In Kanalakis’ case, he claimed that during his last year as sheriff he was in so much pain from old injuries that he should not have been working. So apparently he was paid both for working and paid again for working in pain. The system does not make sense. Unless you’re an officer of the law, or a fire fighter.

By the way, journalists apparently were competing Tuesday to be the first to verify Jeffrey Hunter Phillips’ missive and it appears that KSBW’s Felix Cortez was the first to tweet the corrected info. The Partisan may or may not have been the first to blog about it. Weekly Editor Mary Duan said she would buy Felix a donut and coffee as a prize. We don’t expect a prize of any sort. We’re satisfied knowing that the public knows as much as Jeffrey Hunter Phillips and a fair bit more.

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How KSBW wounded two egos at once

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B2L4F4oIIAA0MME.jpg-largeIf both Pine Cone publisher Paul Miller and I were to sue KSBW for messing up this caption, it would be one heckuva trial. Paul and I would never be able to agree on a lawyer, and we would call entirely different witnesses to try to establish that either of us had been defamed. Expert witnesses would testify that, by definition, there could not have been any injury to the reputations involved. This was from the piece that aired Friday about the media’s exasperation over the sheriff’s race, and how most journalists in the region had voted for Ron Chesshire. Felix Cortez from KSBW would testify that he made an honest mistake telling the graphic editor that the bald guy was Calkins. Officials at Cal Am reacted with confusion and quickly attempted to buy ad space in the Partisan.

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